I’m headed out on my trip!
Since I can’t review a game… I figured I would share my story from my last trip.
Get to the airport. Have the dog. He is going with me on the plane. I know. I must be crazy. Every one is Gushing over him. He of course is shaking like a leaf. In a tornado. On speed.
So. Get through security and the interaction happens like this :
Security person : Do you need help?
Me: I don’t think so. He only weighs 6 pounds. And my purse is pretty purse like.
Her : I meant with putting your dog in the kennel.
Her : Yes
Me: I don’t think so….
I then proceed to sit on the floor, holding my dog and trying to make him get I this newfangled soft sided kennel. It went like this….
Me: Time to get in the crate.
Asher : Fuck you.
Me: Common. It’s only for a few hours. Well. Three and a half. Ish. If we are lucky.
Asher : Fuck. You.
Me: The nice lady says you have to.
Asher : Fuck her too then.
Me : Get in the motherfucking bag aol we can gte on the motherfucking plane.
Asher: Yup can’t make me!
Massive struggles ensued.
I finally grabbed all his legs, flipped him on his back and shoved him in facw first.
Me: HA! I win asshole!!!!
He didn’t make any noise thwarted rest of the waiting period. He only flopped around a bit in his crate as we took off.
Then he let his anal glands release a bit.
Well played doggy. Well played.
And that’s why I can’t travel anywhere.