Friday’s PIMPIN!

Today – I’m pimpin love.

This was something a friend of mine, A, was sent by her new beau. It is adorable and romantic, and TOTALLY NERDY.

My heart longs for something this geeky and awesome.

A:

This is the kind of man I fell for…

So this is my formula for how much I miss you measured in metric tons. It may need some adjusting, but In so many words this is how it works.

M=(t+h)²+(a+T)
where
M= how much i miss you in metric tons. The formula is solving for M.
t²=how many times I think of you per hour on average. squared.
a=how attracted I am to you based on common denominators of attraction like, physical and sexual attraction, and personality, you maxed out with 10/10,,
T= the time I’ve been away from you rounded to the nearest hour which is approximately 130hours.
And
h²=how much i hate you squared, but dont worry it came out to -5. so (-5)²=25, I had to calculate in every possible variable into this. 
So this formula
M=(t+h)²+(a+T)
turns into this. And worked out following algebra rules.

M=[4+(-5)]²(10+130)
M=(16+25)(140)
M=(41)(140)
M=5740 metric tons.

So I miss you a lot..
And I didn’t even calculate in the power of your eyes and kiss..

That is pimpin.

If you don’t keep him A, send him my way – cause damn.

Xxoo
Robyn

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